I actually was diagnosed with clinical depression and bulimia, so this should be fantasmic to read

Anorexia
[x] You hate your body.
[x] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[x] People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat average.
[x] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day. ( I rarely eat 3 meals often I eat only 1)
[x] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 8

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well. (its not my fault everyone is stupider than me)
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[x] You need attention 24/7.
[ ] You aren't very shy.
Total: 14


Bipolar Disorder
[ ] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep.
[x] You have very high self esteem at times.
[x] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide. (I've attempted several times in the past)
[x] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 20


Bulimia Nervosa
[x] You've thrown up all your food at one time.
[x] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] You have little control over how you eat.
[] You use laxatives.
[x] You eat fast.
[] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 24


Conduct Disorder
[] You are a bully.
[] You threaten other people.
[] You often find yourself in fights.
[] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[] You have raped/molested someone.
[] You destroy property on purpose.
[] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[x] You have/attempted to run away from home. (succeeded nearly....)
Total: 26

Depression
[x] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[x] You always, or normally, are crying.
[x] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day. (...)
[x] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 34

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 39

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[ ] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[x] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 46



0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.
36+ WOW! YOU NEED SOME HELP, NOW

Lmao. Not surprising considering I have mental illness diagnosis anyway XD. Not on any meds now though...